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santa claus is real

“Daddy, is Santa Claus real?”

“Of course. Why do you ask?”

“No, I mean is he REALLY, real?”

I looked over at my wife who was at the kitchen counter with her head down but I caught her shooting me a sideways glance and I knew she wanted no part of this conversation any more than I did.

So the story went that some kid (we’ll call him “Billy”) at school was running around saying that his parents told him Santa Clause didn’t exist and that it was the Moms and Dads that were the “real” Santa Clauses. (note to self: Find Billy’s parents. Smack upside the head).

Up until now it was a pretty easy sell, that Santa Claus existed – what kid doesn’t want to believe? But we knew if we wanted to squeeze out one more year of Christmas magic with our eldest we were going to have to do some dancing.

So we doubled-down with The Elf on the Shelf, a genius idea that incorporates a little Elf doll that “magically” relocates to various places in your house each day leading up to Christmas. There is a fun story that goes along with it but basically the Elf is a Santa spy that watches the kids in your house to determine if they are going to be on the naughty or nice list. This has been an unmitigated hit with our oldest daughter who can’t wait to wake up each morning and race around the house to find her elf whom she affectionately named Isabella. (not to mention it keeping her in line when we start getting the ‘tude… “hhmmm, I wonder if Isabella will be reporting your shenanigans back to Santa?”). One friend has been posting daily facebook updates with their elf, Steve who has been getting into all kinds mischief over the last three weeks (poker with Barbie, fishing for goldfish crackers in the sink, photocopying his… well, you get the idea)

So we seemed to have extended the magic of Santa for one more year but it got us thinking about what a drag it will be when house elves and magicsanta videos will just not be enough. I’m not sure what is worse – your own feeling as a kid when you first realised Santa wasn’t real or the feeling you get as a parent when your own kids come to that same realisation. Oh crap. Now I’m really bummed.

Well I suppose we can pull out the final-last-ditch-effort-stage-of-denial conversation that my parents pulled out with my brother and I when we defiantly told them that we knew Santa did not exist. It went something like this “Well, Shawn… think about what you’re saying. Just what that is going to mean to you, if Santa doesn’t really exist as you are suggesting.”

It occurred to me suddenly, the “perks” I would be giving up by having Santa cease to exist. I remember seeing the slow grin of victory creep across my parents faces as the realisation set in that I was going to believe in Santa for a good many years to come.

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Newton Shooting Tragedy

This is not exactly the first-entry-back-after-my-long-hiatus I had planned but nonetheless this is what motivated me to start up the blog again.

It is really incomprehensible, the tragedy that took place in Newton Connecticut this past week. There are so many thoughts swirling around in my head I don’t even know where to begin.

My first thoughts are about the families and friends of those kids and adults who have tragically and senselessly lost their lives.

My thoughts are about the kids who at that age should know nothing about the madness, rage and lunacy that is all too prevalent in the world today.

Then my thoughts turn to the fact that this has been a shockingly familiar story, particularly in the past year. As a Canadian it seems so insane to me, the gun culture in the USA. Even as I write that sentence I can hear the gun lovers shouting, “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people”. Which is really such a BS argument. “People” couldn’t have walked into that school and murdered 26 human beings without the exclusive help of guns. Do you think if the killer walked in with a lead pipe he’d have wreaked such devastation? Yes, I understand this was the work of a sick, disturbed individual and that any loss of life is tragic but don’t kid yourself, it was guns that racked up the death toll in Newton.

From what I’ve read, among the weapons that were found on scene were a Glock 9mm, Sig Sauer 9mm and a Bushmaster rifle M4 carbine. (like I knew what the hell that was. I had to look it up. You should too. Tell me this is something that really needs to be “legal” in a civilized country). These were all legally registered weapons to the killer’s mom. Legally registered.

I can say that I’m living a pretty full and enjoyable life without feeling my rights as a human being are being crushed by the fact that I can’t legally own an assault rifle that looks like something out of a Bruce Willis movie. Then again, we don’t have the exalted Second Amendment up here in Canada.

I know the gun lobby in the USA has their studies, statistics and numbers that assure Americans that increased gun regulation has nothing to do with reducing gun deaths but I know a little about spinning stories from data. I’ve spent more than a decade crunching through the numbers to convince consumers why one brand of laundry detergent (or shampoo, or ice cream or yogurt) is better than another. (a relatively benign comparison, granted). My point is that I’ve made a decent living at it and I can tell you that the question is never “Which brand is better”? It’s “Find the numbers that tell me that my brand is better”. And I will. And I’m just some geek in an office cubicle.

The gun lobby will always have the resources, the data, the numbers (and the politicians) to tell and support their story – and it may even seem convincing. But how’s that working out for you? How’s that working out for the families in Newton?

Bill Maher had a great quote on Facebook today that read, “Sorry but prayers and giving your kids hugs fix nothing; only having the balls to stand up to our insane selfish gun culture will”.

True enough. But I’m not holding my breath. Until then maybe some lucky gun lovers will have a shiny new Bushmaster under the Christmas tree this year.

SugarShack

Maple Syrup Adventure – Wordless Wednesday

A fun annual event for us – the Sugar Bush Festival at Kortright!

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1-Jan-11

march break madness!

As we close in on March Break, we are trying to ensure we have things lined up for the kids to do, to avoid any cabin fever during their time off. Also on the plus side, (literally) it looks like we’re going to have some great temperatures in Southern Ontario that week! Read more »

1-Jan-11

the family day grinch

I’m boycotting Family Day this year. Adios.

I remember when Family Day was first announced for Ontario back in the fall of 2007, my initial thought was, “Cool, a long weekend in February”. Read more »

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